88th:
Not
Safe
For
Whoopi Goldberg
88th:
Not
Safe
For
Whoopi Goldberg
Just cause your single it doesn’t mean your not important, just because your in a relationship it doesn’t mean your the shit.
Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick
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SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
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ah yes i have finally found it
the g spot
Four long years of hard work, pain, and blood to make this team as strong as it stands today. We’re graduating in six days, but it finally registered to me that I won’t have this team next year, this family. I’m going to miss you. It was a blessing to serve as Captain and receive Extraordinary Athlete! (at Los Osos High School)
This utterly beautiful!
what the fuck
(Source: theamericankid)
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